Rant: On Charlie Rose

Mon Nov 21, 02:40 PM by

I hate Charlie Rose. Host of his own show on PBS, he is the wimpy version of Bill O’Reilly. He rarely lets his guests finish a sentence. I mean rarely. Do you know how annoying that is? I mean, even before we can get to bitching him out about his right wing bullshit bully tactics, we have to tell Charlie that interrupting answers he asked for is dumb-tarded. Hey Mr. Interviewer Extraordinare, LET YOUR GUEST ANSWER YOUR QUESTION. Asswipe. Oh wait, your guest is citing facts regarding shitty USA foreign policy!? Make sure to cut him off and ask him something unimportant.

My favorite Charlie Rose moment: Tim Robbins cites a media report that was created by George W. Bush. Charlie Rose sits there, stunned look on his face, and innocently asks, “The media works for corporations?” Yes, you fuckin slave. You fuckin liar. You Newt Gingrich, Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan supporting idiot. Don’t sit there with a dumbfounded look on your face when people inform you that you are a tool. The only reason you have a job, Charlie, is that the product of your brainwashed mind appeals to corporate slime.

Hey Charlie, are you an impartial interviewer? No! A more in-depth answer is: whenever a “liberal” enters your studio, your goal is to find one thing he says and retort, “that’s not fair, I think it was …” And then you continue on in your indoctrinated, narrow-minded, right-wing, (if he was left-wing I’d still be hating this guy) cutting-your-guests’-answers-off, peanut of a mind. Charlie, never have you cited a single document. Instead you routinely cite the following: “I think.” When you make an argument it helps when you cite more than your peanut brain, bitch.

My prediction: Charlie Rose will interview Dick Cheney, after he leaves office in 2008. George W. Bush would never include Charlie Rose on his rounds of talk shows. I mean, look at the goddamn set Charlie, it sucks. There aren’t nearly enough pretty lights and poignant backdrops involved for you to expect W to come on the show. Anyway, I predict Mr. Cheney will answer such hardball questions as: “So how did you do it Dick? I mean, running the country isn’t easy, is it?” (followed by chuckles) Hey Charlie Rose, you suck man.

Hey Charlie Rose, you are not an interviewer, you are the butt of this article, is what you is.

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